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• I accelerate for cats.
• The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.
  The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle....
• Conservatives *and* Liberals are Stage I partie
• I installed Windows into my car computer and it crashed.
• I just installed airbags in my car.
• My car says that I am poor.
• I use windows...on my car, on my house, but not on my computer!
• I wish Conservatives would be less liberal with their whining.
• Warning: I brake for hallucinations.