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• Liberals smash it and conservatives rebuild it.
• Conservatives are Right-Wing, Liberals are Wrong-Wing.
• Conservatives don't sell out, liberals refuse to buy it.
• Liberals vote with their hearts, Conservatives vote with their brains.
• Liberals, but not conservatives, can get attention and acclaim for denouncing liberal policies that failed
  and liberals will inevitably capture the ensuing agenda for "reform." -- John McClaughry...
• Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they ow
  conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen....
• Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.
  -- Mort Sahl...
• If the world is a stage, I have stage fright!
• Conservatives want to make people virtuous; liberals want to make them healthy.
  Both believe that using the state to accomplish their aims is legitimate....