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• I installed Windows into my car computer and it crashed.
• I bought this thing for my car. You put it on your car, it sends out this little noise, so when you drive through the woods, deer won't run in front of your car.
  I installed it backwards by accident. Driving down the street with a herd of deer chasing me....
• Caller: I just installed Windows 95 on my computer.
  Tech Support: And...? Caller: It's not working. Tech Support: You already said that....
• I installed a skylight in my apartment... The people who live above me are furious!
  -- Stephen Wrigh...
• One promising concept that I came up with right away was that you could manufacture personal air bag
  hen get a law passed requiring that they be installed on congressmen to keep them from taking trips....
• One promising concept that I came up with right away was that you could manufacture personal air bag
  hen get a law passed requiring that they be installed on congressmen to keep them from taking trips....
• My car says that I am poor.
• Warning: I accelerate my car for conservatives.