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• The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
• Being good through life `cause you might go to heaven is like shutting your eyes through a movie `cause you might get your money back.
  -- A. Whitney Brow...
• That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you. -- A. Whitney Brow
• Never get a mime talking. He won't stop. -- Marcel Marceau
• How many New Yorkers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  21 - one to change it and 20 to watch it happen without trying to stop it....
• Bush? OK, he's experienced, but he's never going to be a GREAT liar.
  He can hardly bamboozle Dan Rather. How's he going to do up against bloodthirsty, power-mad dictator, like Margaret Thatcher?...
• There are a billion people in China. It's not easy to be an individual in a crowd of more than a billion people.
  Think of it. More than a BILLION people. That means even if you're a one-in-a-million type of guy, there are still a thousand guys exactly like you....
• 18) "Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student.
  At least they can find Afghanistan!" --A. Whitney Brow...