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• The Baptists believe in The Right to Life before you're born.
  They also believe in Life After Death, but that is a privilege and you have to earn it by spending the interim in guilt-ridden misery....
• When you point your finger 'cause your plan fell through You got three more fingers pointing back at you!
  -- Mark Knoppfle...
• When you point your finger cause your plans fell through you've got three more fingers pointing back at you.
  -- Mark Knopfle...
• A CODE OF ETHICAL BEHAVIOR FOR PATIENTS: 1. DO NOT EXPECT YOUR DOCTOR TO SHARE YOUR DISCOMFORT.
  Involvement with the patient's suffering might cause him to lose valuable scientific objectivity....
• Hold on to freedom as long as you can, 'cause the girl in your cell might think she's a man.
• The extreme monotony of your life will cause you to hallucinate.
• Your legs must be tired, 'cause you been running through my mind all night!
• Through the gradual introduction of bird seed into your die
  you will start to whistle a good deal more, and as well, an additional side benefit, you will now be able to overcome the fear of flying that you previously had....
• As you try, your hand seems to go through it.