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• You will develop a sense of humor and die laughing at yourself.
• All children are morbid. It is their one saving grace. (Truman Capote)
• Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it. -- Langston Hughe
• There are a billion people in China. It's not easy to be an individual in a crowd of more than a billion people.
  Think of it. More than a BILLION people. That means even if you're a one-in-a-million type of guy, there are still a thousand guys exactly like you....
• Being good through life `cause you might go to heaven is like shutting your eyes through a movie `cause you might get your money back.
  -- A. Whitney Brow...
• I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you!
• I'm not laughing with you, I'm laughing at you.
• If you fail to plan, plan to fail.