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• I'm going to be a vice president very much like George Bush was.
  He proved to be a very effective vice president, perhaps the most effective we've had in a couple of hundred years....
• OK. Ok. Already. So Vice President Dan Quayle made a mistake.
  He knows, now at least, that Nepal isn't in South America....
• No-one would remember the Good Samaritan if he had only had good intentions.
  He had money as well. -- Margaret Thatche...
• If a man boasts a great deal about what he is going to do tomorrow, it is timely to check into what he did yesterday!
• Hardly a competent workman can be found who does not devote a considerable amount of time to studying just how slowly he can work and still convince his employer that he is going at a good pace.
  -- Frederick W. Taylo...
• Homer: First Bush invades my home turf, then he takes my pals, then he makes fun of the way I talk -- probably.
  Now he steals my right to raise a disobedient, smart-alecky son!...
• Homer: So anyway, Lenny and Carl are never around on Wednesdays and they don't tell me where they go.
  It's like a conspiracy. Bart: A conspiracy, eh? You think they might be involved in the Kennedy assassination in some way?...
• Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be OK? Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.
  Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever he is now, he's happy....
• Dan Quayle got his first assignment! He is in charge of picking up the crushed jelly beans from the carpet in the Oval Office.
  Currently, he is in school, learning how to do it. Next week, he starts....