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• There is nothing a young man can get by wenching but duels, the clap, and bastards.
• U" (clap, clap, clap) "C" (clap, clap, clap) "L" (clap, clap, clap) "A" (clap, clap, clap) UCLA, fight, fight, fight!
• AIRCRAFT CARRIER -- a stewardess with V.D.
• Thunderclap - an extremely violent form of VD.
• When I was in high school the worst thing you could ever get was VD.
  Talk about the sniffles! I just want to meet an old-fashioned girl with gonorrhea....
• What's the harm in the whole audience hissing you if you clap yourself? -- Erasmu
• all excited about nothing -- and then marry him. -- Che
• Life's about changing, nothing ever stays the same.
• Nothing anybody tells you about marriage helps.