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• VD is nothing to clap about.
• Did you hear that David of the Bible was nothing but a young man who used leather to get his rocks off.
• U" (clap, clap, clap) "C" (clap, clap, clap) "L" (clap, clap, clap) "A" (clap, clap, clap) UCLA, fight, fight, fight!
• Nothing can excel a few days in jail for giving a young man or woman a quick education in the basis of industrial society.
  -- Edward Abbey...
• Writing programs needs genius to save the last order or the last millisecond.
  It is great fun, but it is a young man's game. You start it with great enthusiasm when you first start programming, but after ten years you get a bit bored with it, and then you turn to automatic-programming languages and use them because they enable you to get to the heart of the problem that you want to do, instead of having to concentrate on the mechanics of getting the program going as fast as you possibly can, which is really nothing more than doing a sort of crossword puzzle....
• The greatness of a man can nearly always be measured by his willingness to be kind. YOUNG
• I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
  -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)...
• Ain't nothin' an old man can do for me but bring me a message from a young man. -- Moms Mabley
• There is nothing a man can do to guarantee success, but there is nothing that can defeat him if he won't give up.
  -- Greg Praino...