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• There is nothing in a caterpillar that tells you it's going to be a butterfly. Buckminster Fulle
• He tells you when you've got on too much lipstick, And helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
  -- O. Nash, on the perfect husband...
• A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
  Ogden Nash...
• It's the magazine that tells the Tommies the _truth_ about the War.
  ...Or alternatively, the greatest work of fiction since laws of fidelity were included in the French marriage service....
• If you meet somebody who tells you that he loves you more than anybody in the whole wide world, don't trust him.
  It means he experiments....
• You are confident of things you know nothing about.