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• VD is nothing to clap about.
• There is nothing a young man can get by wenching but duels, the clap, and bastards.
• What's the harm in the whole audience hissing you if you clap yourself? -- Erasmu
• We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
  -- Will Roge...
• Venereal-disease authorities deny that runny Eskimo noses transmit a new strain of gonorrhea called polar ice clap.
• No clap of thunder in a fair frosty day could more astonish the world than our declaration of war against Holland in 1672.
  -- Sir William Temple (1628-1699) -- Memoirs, Vol. ii, p. 255...
• Quimby: Fellow citizens, when I learned about the impending crisis, I caught the very next plane to Springfeld.
  ..field. [everyone claps politely] First of all, yes, there is a comet in the sky, and yes, it is going to hit Springfield....
• Bart: Pop quiz, hotshot. I'm supposed to be doing my homework, but you find me upstairs reading a Playdude.
  What do you do? What DO you do? Shary: I make you read every article in that magazine, including Norman Mailer's latest clap-trap about his waning libido....
• Bob: Hello, children. [with malice] Hello, Bart. Ba
  Eep. Bob: Young friends, my opponent, Joe Quimby, is confused about your school system....