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• Somebody has to go polish the stars...
• Because SOMEBODY has to do the dirty work.
• U" (clap, clap, clap) "C" (clap, clap, clap) "L" (clap, clap, clap) "A" (clap, clap, clap) UCLA, fight, fight, fight!
• ...as long as there is a Legion of super-Heroes, all else can surely be made right. -- Sensor Girl
• How many libertarians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, because somebody might come into the room who likes to sit in the dark....
• There is nothing a young man can get by wenching but duels, the clap, and bastards.
• I'll tell you what I know, then," he decided. "The pin I'm wearing means I'm a member of the IA.
  That's Inamorati Anonymous. An inamorato is somebody in love....
• If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night.
  And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record....