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• Breeding rabbits is a hare raising experience.
• I'm really sorry about always saying I'm really sorry.
• Looking for a little excitement? Well, you can get a really big charge out of using your credit card just a time or two too often.
• Two mortuaries have closed recently, due to (oh, sorry about this, really I am) the stiff competition!
• Homer: Aw, I need a hug. [everyone pauses, then hugs him] How come you guys hesitated?
  Lisa: Sorry, Dad, we _do_ believe in you, we really do....
• One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.
  -- Erma Brombeck...
• Phoebe: OK. [singing] Smelly cat, smell-ly cat, what are they feeding you?
  Smelly cat [back up singers - smelly, smelly, smelly, really bad smelly cat, it's not your fault] OK, sorry....