The deer would not go away and was diligent in his efforts, mounting the
statue time after time. Finally, exhausted, the deer left, slowly and with
deliberation. The buck was spent, but the doe was saved! (Oh, here I am,
doing THAT again, sorry, sorry, really, terribly.)
Amos always said he wanted to be cremated when he died. His brother, trying
to honor the wish of Amos, shopped carefully among the several funeral
homes, and finally found one that was somewhat cheaper than the rest,
proving that a penny saved is a penny urned....
