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• ALIMONY -- having an ex-husband you can bank on.
• If you are rude to your ex-husband's new wife at your daughter's wedding, you will make her feel smug.
  Comfortable. If you are charming and polite, you will make her feel uncomfortable....
• Service to others is the rent you pay for your room in heaven. MUHAMMED ALI
• Ruth: [sighs] I envy you and Homer. Marge: Thank you.
  [realizing] Why? Ruth: If you ever met my ex-husband, you'd understand....
• Ruth: [about her ex-husband] To top it off, he's been stiffing me on child support for the last four months.
  Marge: Hmm. Well, you _were_ unlucky. But there _are_ a lot of good men out there....
• Your ex just called. She's with the IRS now.
• Joe: Stacy, please, I must have you back. Just come for a ride with me in my Mobile Command Unit[tm].
  Stacy: Joe, I told you, it's over. Release me from your Kung-Fu Grip[tm]....
• Service you do for others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth.
  -- Muhammad Ali, in "Time", 1978...
• The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. ADAMS