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• Life does not begin at the moment of conception or the moment of birth.
  It begins when the kids leave home and the dog dies....
• Bring the whole family...but leave the kids at home!
• QOTD: "Overweight is when you step on your dog's tail and it dies.
• Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. -- Dave Barry
• Charity begins at home.
• Poverty begins at home.
• All most men really want in life is a wife, a house, two kids and a car, a cat, no maybe a dog.
  Ummm, scratch one of the kids and add a dog. Definitely a dog....