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• See, when the GOVERNMENT spends money, it creates job
  whereas when the money is left in the hands of TAXPAYERS, God only knows what they do with it....
• Kids have *never* taken guidance from their parents.
  If you could travel back in time and observe the original primate family in the original tree, you would see the primate parents yelling at the primate teenager for sitting around and sulking all day instead of hunting for grubs and berries like dad primate....
• Kids have *_____never* taken guidance from their parents.
  If you could travel back in time and observe the original primate family in the original tree, you would see the primate parents yelling at the primate teenager for sitting around and sulking all day instead of hunting for grubs and berries like dad primate....
• Kids have *never* taken guidance from their parents.
  If you could travel back in time and observe the original primate family in the original tree, you would see the primate parents yelling at the primate teenager for sitting around and sulking all day instead of hunting for grubs and berries like dad primate....
• If at all possible, you should avoid being a young person or a wheat farmer when the president starts feeling international tension.
  -- Dave Barry...
• Barium: What you do when somebody dies.
• True life begins when the kids leave home and the dog dies.
• Don't stop to stomp ants when the elephants are stampeding.