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• True life begins when the kids leave home and the dog dies.
• At the moment of meeting, the parting begins.
• Life is but a moment. THerefore a moment of love is worth a lifetime.
• A moment is a lifetime.....but only for a moment.
• Man alone at the very moment of his birth, cast naked upon the naked earth, does she abandon to cries and lamentations.
  -- Pliny the Elder (23-79 AD) -- Natural History, Book vii, Sect. 2...
• Bring the whole family...but leave the kids at home!
• I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your message, name and number, I'll call you back when I am.
  .. (or) I'm only here in spirit at the moment, but if you'll leave your name and number, I will get back to you as soon as I'm here in person....
• Hi there. This is Joe speaking. I'm home right now, and in a moment, I'll have a decision to make.
  Leave your name and number and I'll be thinking about it....
• Every moment of pleasure in life has to be purchased by an equal moment of pain.
  -- Danilo O'Dell, "Up the Long Ladder", stardate 42823.2...