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  -- Rev. Jim...
• Taking drugs in the 60's, I tried to reach Nirvana, but all I ever got were re-runs of The Mickey Mouse Club.
  -- Rev. Jim...
• I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
• My friend tried to tell me that I had dyslexia, but I'm convinced he has it all backwards.
• The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys.
  I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while....
• I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W.
  Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon. -- Bill Hi...
• I tried to drown my problems, but they can swim.
• I imagine you've guessed by now that these big explosion panels are nothing more than an obvious method of *greatly* reducing my penciling time.
  -- Ty Templeton footnotes how he Draws Comics. From Stig's Inferno...
• I tried APL, but it was all Greek to me!