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• BOING! There are too many people in the world.
• If you save the world too often, it begins to expect it.
• Too many people in this world means not enough M&M's for me.
• ecurity through obscurity (alt. `security by obscurity') A term applied by hackers to most OS vendors' favorite way of coping with security holes -- namely
  ignoring them, documenting neither any known holes nor the underlying security algorithms, trusting that nobody will find out about them and that people who do find out about them won't exploit them....
• I sit beside the fire and think of all that I have seen, Of Meadow-flowers and butterflies in summers that have bee
  Of yellow leaves and gossamer in autumns that there were, With morning mist and silver sun and wind upon my hair....
• In any structure, pick out the one piece that should not be mismarked and expect the plant to cross you up.
• Barney: I always hoped Bart would grow up just like us.
  What happened? Moe: Aw, it ain't no mystery. The whole modern world's got a swishifying effect on kids today....
• The only secure computer is one that's unplugged, locked in a safe, and buried 20 feet under the ground in a secret location.
  .. and I'm not even too sure about that one" -- Dennis Huges, FBI....
• There are Several Ways to Beat the Heat of Summer: 1.
  Think Cool. Act Cool. Live in a Cave! 2. Don't listen to any weather programs or read forecasts in the paper....