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• upload /uhp'lohd/ v. 1. [techspeak] To transfer programs or data over a digital communications link from a smaller or peripheral `client' system to a larger or central `host' one.
  A transfer in the other direction is, of course, called a download (but see the note about ground-to-space comm under that entry)....
• The only truly secure system is one that is powered off, cast in a block of concrete and sealed in a lead-lined room with armed guards -- and even then I have my doubts.
  -- Eugene H. Spafford...
• Sure my system is secure, it just locked up again.
• They took my money. They wrecked my show, they buried a bunch of stinking veterans in my family plot.
  But at least I got my memories. Those are locked up safe in my fabulous mansion....
• Remember when 'safe sex' was making sure the door was locked?
• No one gossips about other people's secret virtues.
• There are only two things in this world that I am sure of, death and taxes, and we just might do something about death one of these days.
  -- shade...
• Management: How many feet do mice have? Reply: Mice have four feet.
  M: Elaborate! R: Mice have five appendages, and four of them are feet....
• Long's Notes 1) Always store beer in a dark place.
  2) Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent....