The Only Secure Computer Is One That's Unplugged, Locked In A Safe, And Buried 20 Feet Under The Ground In A Secret Location.
"The only secure computer is one that's unplugged, locked in a safe,
and buried 20 feet under the ground in a secret location... and I'm
not even too sure about that one"
-- Dennis Huges, FBI.
upload /uhp'lohd/ v. 1. [techspeak] To transfer programs or data over a digital communications link from a smaller or peripheral `client' system to a larger or central `host' one.
A transfer in the other direction is, of course, called a download (but see the note about ground-to-space comm under that entry)....
The only truly secure system is one that is powered off, cast in a block of concrete and sealed in a lead-lined room with armed guards -- and even then I have my doubts.
-- Eugene H. Spafford...
Sure my system is secure, it just locked up again.
They took my money. They wrecked my show, they buried a bunch of stinking veterans in my family plot.
But at least I got my memories. Those are locked up safe in my fabulous mansion....
Remember when 'safe sex' was making sure the door was locked?
No one gossips about other people's secret virtues.
There are only two things in this world that I am sure of, death and taxes, and we just might do something about death one of these days.
Management: How many feet do mice have? Reply: Mice have four feet.
M: Elaborate! R: Mice have five appendages, and four of them are feet....
Long's Notes 1) Always store beer in a dark place.
2) Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent....