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• Ned: Whatcha diddely-doin', neighbor? Homer: Aw, putting speed holes in my car.
  Makes it go faster. Ned: Is that so? Well, gee, maybe the old Flanders-mobile could use some -- [a shot rings out] aah!...
• You have climbed up the plant and out of the pit.
• Funny you should mention that, I was a gynecologist once. -- Pick up line
• That's a nice dress - could I talk you out of it? -- Pick up line
• If you can pick it up or drink it in one sitting, take it. -- James Srode
• Excuse me. Do you wanna f**k or should I apologize? -- Pick up line
• Too many people in this world sit back and expect the grass to grow under their feet even though they didn't plant any seeds.
• You lay it down, and I'll pick it up.
• Homer: And you didn't think I'd make any money. I found a dollar while I was waiting for the bus.
  Marge: While you were out "earning" that dollar, you lost forty dollars by not going to work....