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• Bart: You know, the great thing about Sunday school is we're finally learning something we can use.
  Jessica: Yah, so true. I have to turn my chair this way now....
• Human, do you know how interesting it is, this thing you describe?
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• If you don't know where you are when you get there, then this is a fairly poor place to find out that you are not where you thought you were.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you ask archie where to find your keys.
• There is only one thing worse than dreaming you are at a conference and waking up to find that you are at a conference
  and that is the conference where you can't fall asleep....
• Wiggum: A-ha! I had a feeling we'd find you here! [shoots] Lou
  Chief, no! Eddie: What'd you do that for? Wiggum...
• Learning is a wondrous thing!
• Lou: Uh, Chief, what about those coleslaw punks? Wiggum
  Well, I... I can't be everywhere at once, Lou, now can I?...