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• Cemetery: (n); A marble orchard you can take for granite.
• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb....
• Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb....
• To know where you can find a thing is the chief part of learning.
• God decided to take the devil to court and settle their differences once and for all.
  When Satan heard of this, he grinned and said, "And just where do you think you're going to find a lawyer?...
• God decided to take the devil to court and settle their differences once and for all.
  When Satan heard this, he laughed and said, "And where do you think you're going to find a lawyer?...
• You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
  -- sign in a Moscow Hotel...
• And where you are ain't no good unless you can get away from it.
• You tell 'em Cemetery, You are so grave.