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• Have I found GOD? Why, did you lose Her AGAIN?
• My God! You have freckles everywhere!
• But you don't have to pray to a little tin god...
• A blank page is God's way of showing you how hard it is to be God.
• If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia. -- Thomas Szasz
• When you're a god, you don't have to have reasons.
• As soon as you are willing to discard observational data because it conflicts with religion, you are giving up any hope of ever really understanding the universe.
  As soon as you pick religion as the touchstone of reality, then we have to start discussing how one can demonstrate the correctness of one religion over another when different *religions* disagree....
• Long's Notes 1) Always store beer in a dark place.
  2) Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent....
• Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, If God won't have you, the devil must.