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• I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. -- Mark Twai
• Time to go home.
• Improve response time -- go home.
• COBOL: the only programming language in which you can write a letter home to your folks and reasonably expect it to compile and run without errors.
• Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
  You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house....
• Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
  You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house....
• Marge: Hello, Mom?...Fine. You know, Abe had a very nice time with you last Sunday -- Abe
  Tell her I love her! Marge: [covering mouthpiece] Grampa, shh!...
• Write home; they miss you.
• Time to take stock. Go home with some office supplies.