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• Every time you manage to close the door on Reality, it comes in through the window.
• Amy: "Bender, your beer belly's so big your door won't even close.
  And that doesn't even make sense....
• I know that every time one door closes, another door opens, but why do these hallways have to be so dark?
• 12 Death Knights? I close the door. -- Famous Last Word
• Jesus Christ! Close the door! Were you born in a barn!?!?
• It looks as though you're dead. Well, seeing as how it's so close to closing closing time anyway, I think we'll just call it a day.
• W not shipped since I live so close.
• WINTER That time of year that everyone hates despite initially welcoming it after a long summer.
  Except for people who live so close to the equator that they don't notice the difference....
• A door is something you're on the wrong side of when you're too short to reach the knob.
  When you are tall enough to reach the knob, a door is something you have left open if it's supposed to be closed, or closed if it's supposed to be open....