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• Marge: I'm worried about the kids, Homey. Lisa's becoming very obsessive.
  This morning I caught her trying to dissect her own raincoat....
• Moe: Gee, business stinks tonight. Where's Barney, Lenny, and Carl?
  Homer: Aw, they never come around any more now that they've got their _mistresses_....
• Phoebe Sr.: So I guess you'd like to know how it all happened.
  Phoebe: I-I mean I, well I think I can figure it out....
• Sysop's holiday:time between closing door,board
• A guy returns from a long trip to Europe, having left his beloved dog in his brother's care.
  The minute he's cleared customs, he calls up his brother and inquires after his pet....
• Mmmm, mmmm, good! Well, I think so, anyway.
• Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
  Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...
• lest I come and smite the earth with a curse. Well, that's it.
  Old Fred [?] is standing by, we'll get some coffee, we'll get some matzo-ball soup....
• Homer: Listen here: my name is Homer J. Simpson. You guys think I'm dead, but I'm not.
  Now I want you to straighten this out without a lot of your bureaucratic red tape and mumbo- jumbo!...