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• I haven't laughed so much since yesterday.
• I'm so close to hell I can almost see Vegas!
• Once, during prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
  -- W. C. Field...
• It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily
  but it is necessary that so long as I live I should live honourably....
• I want to live forever. . .so far, so good.
• Grampa: All right, son, I'll sell this dump and write you a check.
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