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  [pause] Homer+Marge: [getting a flash] Hey....
• Bender: I ain't your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much.
  You even love anybody pretending to be him! Angleyne...
• Bender: Oh... your... God.
• mashes open Bart's piggy bank with a hammer] Oh no!
  What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what?...
• You may be redneck... if your wife has a beer belly and you find it cute.
• Time is of the essence, so close the door!
• or I'll fill you so full of lead we could sharpen your head and call you a pencil!
  -- Amy to Edmund : Amy and Amiability...
• A form of open-mindedness is the pathway to wisdom.
  Close your mind and you open the way for ignorance to flourish, but you will never even know it....
• Dream big, always dream as big as you can, even though 99 out of 100 dreams end up being nothing more than birdshit on a newspaper, every now and then one comes true.
  Do really want, when your chance comes around, to have only dreamed about going to school with no clothes and falling?...