As Long As There Are Ill-defined Goals, Bizarre Bugs, And Unrealistic Schedules, There Will Be Real Programmers Willing To Jump In And Solve The Problem, Saving The Documentation For Later.

Home › Fortune Cookies › Miscellaneous Collections

As long as there are ill-defined goals, bizarre bugs, and unrealistic
schedules, there will be Real Programmers willing to jump in and Solve
The Problem, saving the documentation for later.

As long as there are ill-defined goals, bizarre bugs, and unrealistic schedules, there will be Real Programmers willing to jump in and Solve The Problem, saving the documentation for later.
Real programmers don't believe in schedules. Planners make up schedules.
Managers firm up schedules. Frightened coders strive to meet schedules....
We are built to conquer environment, solve problems, achieve goals, and we find no real satisfaction or happiness in life without obstacles to conquer and goals to achieve.
-- Maxwell Maltz, from Psycho-Cybernetic...
Real programmers don't document. Documentation is for simpletons who can't read listings or the object code from the dump.
Real Programmers can't change a car tyre; that's a hardware problem.
SHP: Solve Halting Problem
SUP: Solve Unsolvable Problem
COBOL programmers do it with bugs.
Programmers do it with bugs.

As Long As There Are Ill-defined Goals, Bizarre Bugs, And Unrealistic Schedules, There Will Be Real Programmers Willing To Jump In And Solve The Problem, Saving The Documentation For Later.

Related: