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• As long as there are ill-defined goals, bizarre bugs, and unrealistic schedules, there will be Real Programmers willing to jump in and Solve The Problem, saving the documentation for later.
• Everything costs more and takes longer. -- Pournelle's Law of Costs and Schedule
• In the city, power walks; taxus are for those who mee the schedules of others.
• First Law of Class Scheduling: Class schedules are designed so that every student will have time to waste between classes.
• Airline tickets have small print on them. It says, "Schedules are subject to change without notice.
  I missed my plane in Houston by fifteen minutes. And believe me, I noticed it. -- Mark Dobrie...
• Ninety-Ninety Rule of Project Schedules: The first ninety percent of the task takes ten percent of the time
  he last ten percent takes the other ninety percent....
• Ninety-ninety Rule of Project Schedules The first ninety percent of the task takes ninety percent of the time, and the last ten percent takes the other ninety percent.