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• Real programmers don't document their code. The brilliance of the program itself is self-evident, and anyone who can't figure it out isn't a real programmer.
• 0442 Can you read a machine dump? 0443 Can you disassemble code in your head?
  -- from THE HACKER TEST...
• RTFS /R-T-F-S/ [Unix] 1. imp. Abbreviation for `Read The Fucking Source'.
  Variant form of RTFM, used when the problem at hand is not necessarily obvious and not answerable from the manuals -- or the manuals are not yet written and maybe never will be....
• Real users don't read documentation.
• Real Programmer n. [indirectly, from the book "Real Men Don't Eat Quiche"] A particular sub-variety of hacke
  one possessed of a flippant attitude toward complexity that is arrogant even when justified by experience....
• Real programmers don't document; if it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
• Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.
  ) -- Larry Wall in <8571@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV>...
• REAL programmers write self-modifying code.
• Real programmers don't program in LISP. Any language with more parenthesis than actual code is for airheaded wienies who can't write real programs.