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• Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium. -- 11th commandme
• Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first!
• Love thy neighbor, and thy neighbor's wife too; if thou art inclined.
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  Today's commandment is Number 6, Thou shalt not.....
• Have but one God: thy knees were sore If bent in prayer to three or four.
  Adore no images save those The coinage of thy country shows....
• Lisa: Mom, what are you doing? Marge: What, what do you mean?
  Lisa: Don't you remember the eighth commandment?...
• If you are rude to your ex-husband's new wife at your daughter's wedding, you will make her feel smug.
  Comfortable. If you are charming and polite, you will make her feel uncomfortable....
• He hated to mend, so young Ned Called in a cute neighbor instead.
  Her husband said, "Vi, When you stitched up his torn fly, Did you have to bite off the thread?...
• Love thy neighbor as thyself, but choose your neighborhood. -- Louise Beal