Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Wife, Nor The Ox Her Husband Bought He
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife,
Nor the ox her husband bought her;
But thank the Lord you're not forbidden
To covet your neighbor's daughter.
Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium. -- 11th commandme
Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first!
Love thy neighbor, and thy neighbor's wife too; if thou art inclined.
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