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• Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, Nor the ox her husband bought he
  But thank the Lord you're not forbidden To covet your neighbor's daughter....
• Thou shalt not be a smartass! -- The 11th COMMANDMENT
• Thou shalt remember the 11th commandment and keep it wholly. -- Lazarus Long
• Love thy neighbor, and thy neighbor's wife too; if thou art inclined.
• Love thy neighbor, tune thy piano.
• Have but one God: thy knees were sore If bent in prayer to three or four.
  Adore no images save those The coinage of thy country shows....
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  Today's commandment is Number 6, Thou shalt not.....
• Love thy neighbor as thyself, but choose thy neighborhood carefully. -- Louise Beal
• Love thy neighbor, but pull not down thy hedge. -- John Ray