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• Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
  -- Woody Alle...
• My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. -- Woody Alle
• I don't want to live on in my work, I want to live on in my apartment. -- Woody Alle
• When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented my room. WOODY ALLEN
• I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib. -- Woody Alle
• When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. -- Woody Alle
• I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers -- they're going to make a game out of it.
  -- Woody Alle...
• I don't want to achieve immortality through my work.
  I want to achieve immortality through not dying. -- Woody Alle...
• I don't want to achieve immortality through my work.
  I want to achieve immortality through not dying. WOODY ALLEN...