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Sex Is Like Snow; You Never Know How Many Inches You Are Going To Get Or How Long It Is Going To Last.
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Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or
how long it is going to last.
-- Murphy's laws on sex
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Sex is like snow... You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking. -- Murphy's laws on sex
There is no remedy for sex but more sex. -- Murphy's laws on sex
Sex has no calories. -- Murphy's laws on sex
Never argue with a woman when she's tired -- or rested. -- Murphy's laws on sex
The game of love is never called off on account of darkness. -- Murphy's laws on sex
Love your neighbour, but don't get caught. -- Murphy's laws on sex
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Before you find your handsome prince, you got to kiss a lot of frogs. -- Murphy's laws on sex
