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• This last Presidential election was something like the sex life of many people.
  They had to settle for what they could get....
• Dip: Inventor of a famous switch.
• We have a presidential election coming up. And I think the big problem, of course, is someone will win.
  -- Barry Crimmi...
• I don't believe The American people want a gelding in the White House.
  -- Grover Cleveland, then Presidential candidate when the news came out -- before the election of 1884 -- that he was supporting a 10-year-old illegitimate son....
• A stunning blonde, but probably all bean dip above the eyebrows.
• If the vendors started doing everything right, we would be out of a job.
  Let's hear it for OSI and X! With those babies in the wings, we can count on being employed until we drop, or get smart and switch to gardening, paper folding, or something....
• Much of the excitement we get out of our work is that we don't really know what we are doing.
  -- E. Dijkstra...
• A politician thinks of the next election; a statesman, of the next generation. -- James Clarke