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• This last Presidential election was something like the sex life of many people.
  They had to settle for what they could get....
• Mary had a little lamb and a side order of fries.
• poking at each jelly donut in turn] [poke] Igh, lemon.
  [poke] Ugh, cherry. [poke] Ooh, custard. [poke] Mmmmm....
• My wife divorced me because I was having fries on the side.
• Send me your tired, your poor... Oh! And a side of fries.
• There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex.
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• Hi, what would you like with your fries?
• Would you like fries with that, Mr. President?