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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• You think time heals everything? Try waiting in a doctor's office.
• When you start talking about sleaze, I think some in the media ought to look in the mirror.
  Now what's the motivation of this? I can't think of any other motivating factor other than you want to hurt the President and help Bill Clinton....
• If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out and said, "Congratulations, it's a girl," I think a good gag would be to get real mad and yell, "A girl!
  ? You must have me mixed up with THAT dork!" and point to another father....
• TELEMARKETING The practice of ringing you up when you're on the toilet just to ask you what you think about council merge
  would you like to donate to charity X, or would you like to get Call Waiting put on your phone....
• Patty: If you like being pawed by something fat and lazy, we could get a cat!
  Granma: It would leave less hair on the couch....
• Homer: If only I could think of an invention...something that would really make money.
  Must concentrate and work harder than I've ever worked -- [falls asleep] [in his dream, a conference table of executives applaud] Ma...
• Ross: You think?! God, I, ah, I'm in hell. I mean what, what am I gonna do?
  Rachel's all like, "I love you and, and let's work on this....
• which reminds me of the Carrot family: Ma Carrot, Pa Carrot, and Baby Carrot.
  One fine spring day they decided to go out for a picnic....