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If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2....
Marge: Homey, I -- Homer: Can't talk, praying. Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me and I am thankful.
For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is....
Well, you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman.
You just have to read the manual and press the right button....
Bart: I'll take up smoking and give that up. Home
Good for you, son. Giving up smoking is one of the hardest things you'll ever have to do....
FUCK You've just been waiting for this definition, haven't you.
Here is how to use the word 'fuck' in almost any conversation....
Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present these milk and cookies.
If you wish me to eat them instead, please give me no sign whatsoever....
Phoebe: Monica, can I talk to you behind my menu, please.
[Behind the menu] What are you doing? Monica: Well, I was having a conversation....
Chandler: (entering) Hey, does anybody need anything copied?
I'm going down to the Xerox place. Monica: Oh, no thanks....
THINK--If you are already thinking, please disregard this button.