Dear Lord, The Gods Have Been Good To Me. As An Offering, I Present These Milk And Cookies.
Quotations By Famous People
Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present
these milk and cookies. If you wish me to eat them instead, please give
me no sign whatsoever... thy will be done (munch munch munch).
-- Homer Simpson
Marge: Homey, I -- Homer: Can't talk, praying. Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me and I am thankful.
For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is....
Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids!
Eat them. -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror VII...
One year we had a Christmas brunch with Merry Christmas Mush to munch.
But I don't think you'd care for such. We didn't like to munch mush much. -- Dr Sue...
Dear Lord: Please make my words sweet and tender, for tomorrow I may have to eat them.
This is a shareware button. If you have been amused by what you have just read, please give me one dollar.
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
I am sick and depraved--please feed me drugs and cookies.
Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad. Home
No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad....
Lisa: And now it's time for the Innocence Report with Homer Simpson.
[holds sign: "Innocence Report"] Homer: Hello....