Phoebe: Monica, Can I Talk To You Behind My Menu, Please.
Phoebe: Monica, can I talk to you behind my menu, please.
[Behind the menu] What are you doing?
Monica: Well, I was having a conversation.
Phoebe: Yeah but, Mischa is so interested in you, that Sergei and I
haven't been able to say two words to each other.
Monica: What do you want me to do? Just sit here silently while you three
have a conversation?
Phoebe: That would be great. Thank you.
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
Mischa: [to Monica] And the vet said it was time. And so from half a world away, while my Mother held the phone to his ear, I said good bye to my dog.
In seven languages. Monica: Oh. [to Phoebe] Can I have a tissue?...
Monica: Okay, all right don't judge me to much. Okay?
Um, but I saw this info-mercial, and um, I swear to you I have never-ever bought anything on TV before, except for this mop....
Phoebe: Oh! You know my friend Abby who shaves her head?
She said that if you want to break the bad boyfriend cycle, you can do like a cleansing ritual....
Phoebe: I'm, I'm freaking out! Monica kinda trusted me with something and she shouldn't have!
All right, I haven't lived here in a while, so I have to ask you something...
Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...
Monica: Phoebe, listen. You were with me, and we were shopping all day.
Phoebe: What? Monica: We were shopping, and we had lunch....
Phoebe: [entering] Hey! Monica: [runs over to her] I tried to reach you at work.
There's... been a fire. Phoebe: What?! Oh my... [sees the remains of the house] Oh my God!...
Joey: Hey, Monica bought a bed from the "Mattress King"?
Phoebe: Yeah, so please, please, please, don't say anything to Chandler....
Rachel: So, come on, what was the big news Pete wanted to tell you Mon?
! Or should I say Mrs. Monica Becker? Phoebe: No-no-no oh, keep your name, don_t take his name....