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• Mischa: [to Monica] And the vet said it was time. And so from half a world away, while my Mother held the phone to his ear, I said good bye to my dog.
  In seven languages. Monica: Oh. [to Phoebe] Can I have a tissue?...
• Monica: Okay, all right don't judge me to much. Okay?
  Um, but I saw this info-mercial, and um, I swear to you I have never-ever bought anything on TV before, except for this mop....
• Phoebe: Oh! You know my friend Abby who shaves her head?
  She said that if you want to break the bad boyfriend cycle, you can do like a cleansing ritual....
• Phoebe: I'm, I'm freaking out! Monica kinda trusted me with something and she shouldn't have!
  All right, I haven't lived here in a while, so I have to ask you something...
• Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
  Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...
• Monica: Phoebe, listen. You were with me, and we were shopping all day.
  Phoebe: What? Monica: We were shopping, and we had lunch....
• Phoebe: [entering] Hey! Monica: [runs over to her] I tried to reach you at work.
  There's... been a fire. Phoebe: What?! Oh my... [sees the remains of the house] Oh my God!...
• Joey: Hey, Monica bought a bed from the "Mattress King"?
  Phoebe: Yeah, so please, please, please, don't say anything to Chandler....
• Rachel: So, come on, what was the big news Pete wanted to tell you Mon?
  ! Or should I say Mrs. Monica Becker? Phoebe: No-no-no oh, keep your name, don_t take his name....