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• Lestat, you are the -damndest- creature!
• It's Ensign Lestat, Jim. He's undead.
• It is a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy without money.
  -- Albert Camu...
• Think you can hold off a vampire with a sunlamp?
• You are interested in higher education whether material or spiritual.
• Can a vampire catch AIDS...?
• We may not be able to persuade Hindus that Jesus and not Vishnu should govern their spiritual horizo
  or Moslems that Lord Buddha is at the center of their spiritual universe, nor Hebrews that Mohammed is a major prohpet, nor Christians that Shinto best expresses their spiritual concerns, to say nothing of the fact that we may not be able to get Christians to agree among themselves about their relationship to God....
• We may not be able to persuade Hindus that Jesus and not Vishnu should govern their spiritual horizo
  or Moslems that Lord Buddha is at the center of their spiritual universe, nor Hebrews that Mohammed is a major prophet, nor Christians that Shinto best expresses their spiritual concerns, to say nothing of the fact that we may not be able to get Christians to agree among themselves about their relationship to God....
• How can you be two places at once when youre not anywhere at all? -- Firesign Theate