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• Life. Don't talk to me about life. -- Marvin the Paranoid Android
• My first psychiatrist said I was paranoid, but I want a second opinion because I think he's out to get me.
  -- Tom Wilson ("Ziggy")...
• Movies: A place where people talk behind your back. -- "Laughs Unlimited
• Homer: Shut up! Shut up! Stop it! Stop it. I can't take this any more.
  I can't let that brave man out there die alone. I'm surprised and disgusted by all of you -- especially his children....
• Let's talk about him in front of his back!
• Marge: So, Mr. Hutz, does my husband have a case? Hutz
  I'm sorry, Mrs. Simpson, but you can't copyright a drink....
• Sorry, did I say something wrong?" said Marvin, the paranoid human-hating robot, dragging himself on regardless.
  Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don't know why I bother to say it, oh God, I'm so depressed....
• I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.
• I wouldn't be so paranoid if you weren't all out to get me!!