Related:

• TELEVISION -- movies where people don't step on your feet.
  MOVIES -- television where people don't interrupt with unexpected visits....
• Minuteman: A fellow who can make it to the refrigerator and back with a sandwich while the commercial is on television.
  -- "Laughs Unlimited...
• Sunbathing: A fry in the ointment. -- "Laughs Unlimited
• Parents: People who bear infants, bore teenagers, and board newlyweds. -- "Laughs Unlimited
• A meeting is a place where people get together to talk about what they should be doing.
• The universe is laughing behind your back.