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• If you can not say something far better than silence, than have the common good sense to let silence have the day.
• Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.
• If you really want to do something new, the good won't help you with it.
  Let me have men about me that are arrant knaves. The wicked, who have something on their conscience, are obliging, quick to hear threats, because they know how it's done, and for booty....
• I think there should be something in science called the "reindeer effect.
  I don't know what it would be, but I think it'd be good to hear someone say, "Gentlemen, what we have here is a terrifying example of the reindeer effect....
• I THINK THERE SHOULD BE SOMETHING in science called the "reindeer effect.
  I don't know what it would be, but I think it'd be good to hear someone say, "Gentlemen, what we have here is a terrifying example of the reindeer effect....
• If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me. -- Alice Roosevelt Longworth
• You don't hear things that are bad about your company unless you ask.
  It is easy to hear good tidings, but you have to scratch to get the bad news....
• One day you may achieve something that we Simpsons have dreamed about for generations.
  You may outsmart someone. -- Homer Simpson Bart the Geniu...
• Did you hear about the Newfie who thought his wife would look good in something long and flowing, so he pushed her into the Mississippi River.