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• So so is good, very good, very excellent good: and yet it is no
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  Yet, Ira Graves was not perfect. Perhaps his greatest flaw was that he was too selfless....
• A retired dentist who loves to fish. "Open wide," he mutters to the unseen fish as he waits for a tug on the line.
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