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• Life is not meant to be easy, my child; but take courage -- it can be delightful.
  -- George Bernard Shaw...
• My inner child can beat up your inner child.
• My daddy was a waitress, my momma sold bathroom tile.
  .. My brothers and sisters all hated me, 'cause I was an only child....
• One of those things which is so simple that even a child can operate it is a parent.
• Ants are so much like human beings as to be an embarrassment.
  They farm fungi, raise aphids as livestock, launch armies into wars, use chemical sprays to alarm and confuse enemies, capture slaves, engage in child labor, exchange information ceaselessly....
• Do not mistake a child for his symptom. Erik Erikso
• If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing their hair.
  If this doesn't work, use the other side of the brush on the other end of the child....
• It's not a choice -- it's a child!
• The real problem with Dan Quayle is that no one is sure of his qualificatio
  o no one can speak with any authority about what kind of work he is out of, or what is needed for him to find something to do....