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• Homer: Now that we're alone, papa bear has a little honey for his mama bear.
  [gives Marge a pair of tickets] Marge: [chuckles] [gasps, reads] "Good for a three hour getaway at the Mingled Waters Health Spa....
• When we are right we can afford to keep our tempers. When we are wrong, we can't afford not to.
• Marge: Honey, $750 is a lot of money. We really can't afford this operation.
  Bart: You're gonna just let him [SLH] die? Marge...
• BASIC -- A second-hand Rambler with a rebuilt engine and patched upholstery.
  Your dad bought it for you to learn to drive. You'll ditch the car as soon as you can afford a new one....
• Homer to Billy Corgan (of the Smashing Pumpkins): "Thanks to your gloomy, depressing music, my children no longer hope for the future I can not afford to give them.
  Corgan: "Yeah, we try to make a difference." Episode: 3F21 Homerpalooza...
• I question whether we can afford to teach mother macrame when Johnny still can't read.
  -- Governor Jerry Brow...
• Troy: [voiceover] When Homer sold his soul for a donut, he found Hell isn't all it's cracked up to be in these never-before broadcast scenes.
  [a demon selects Homer's head from several and grips it] [he rolls it down an alley as Homer's head screams] [it hits the spiked pins and breaks open, revealing a note...
• Free Sex is all I can afford after Taxes!!
• I just send my income to Washington. Who can afford taxes?